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On the lighter side...
« on: February 21, 2012, 09:38:09 PM »
"So, what's the after-sales service like, even say three years from now?" asks the sceptical customer as he glances over a new GS.

The BMW salesman replies, "Ours is the best customer service of all the bike manufacturers. We supply all our GS customers with train and bus timetables for the next 5 years - free of charge!"

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Well, I thought it was funny  :002:
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Re: On the lighter side...
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 03:23:09 AM »
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Re: On the lighter side...
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 08:11:45 AM »
Really funny  :008: :008: :008: :008: :008: :008: :008: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745: :745:

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Re: On the lighter side...
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2012, 07:02:30 PM »
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for years.
One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship".
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat".
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft".
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Years!" he says.
She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a Crosstourer in there!"

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Re: On the lighter side...
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2012, 07:11:11 PM »
hahaha ...  :062:
Around the world and back ... driven Honda motorbikes all over Europe, Australia, NewZealand, Japan, Russia .....
my latest trip: http://www.austral.omania.ch/index.html

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Re: On the lighter side...
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012, 06:13:51 AM »
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Doc!!! You crack me up !!!!!
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Re: On the lighter side...
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2012, 09:28:02 PM »
Check out this video...

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Re: On the lighter side...
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2012, 07:50:23 PM »
Little Billy and his Dad were down at the Triumph dealers watching the Explorers being test ridden through the cones in the yard.

Little Billy looks up to his Dad and says, "Dad, when I grow up, I want to be an Explorer rider too."

His Dad looks down at him and says, "You can't do both, son."


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