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    May ends in June, We Learned Today
    on: May 24, 2019, 02.27 pm
    May 24, 2019, 02.27 pm
    Is it climate change, or is just the world topsy-turvy?

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    Re: May ends in June, We Learned Today
    Reply #1 on: May 24, 2019, 05.50 pm
    May 24, 2019, 05.50 pm
    None of the above
    She was just rubbish.
    She was a terrible HS , decimated the police force .
    She was always going to fail :033:

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    Re: May ends in June, We Learned Today
    Reply #2 on: May 24, 2019, 06.57 pm
    May 24, 2019, 06.57 pm
    But would some say that at least she looked good in a suit?

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    Re: May ends in June, We Learned Today
    Reply #3 on: May 24, 2019, 07.17 pm
    May 24, 2019, 07.17 pm
    God knows what's going to happen now. Still, all's good for my bike  Euro trip to Norway on the 6th June, so I don't care. Selfish  bar steward me !
    MoorMan.

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    Re: May ends in June, We Learned Today
    Reply #4 on: May 25, 2019, 02.46 pm
    May 25, 2019, 02.46 pm
    A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children   needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy home.     But he
     was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
     
    When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.
    He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie).
    So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
    He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
    He loved one of the homes, and the price was right.
    The agent asked: “How many children do you have?”
    He answered: "Twelve."
    The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
    The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look,  answered, “They're in the cemetery with their mother."
    MORAL: It's not necessary to lie; one only has to choose the right words,  and don't forget, most politicians are lawyers

    I rest my case Your Honour (UK Judge or if at the Old bailey they are referred to as M'Lord)
    Bill

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    Re: May ends in June, We Learned Today
    Reply #5 on: May 26, 2019, 03.56 pm
    May 26, 2019, 03.56 pm
    *Originally Posted by Yasko [+]

    MORAL: It's not necessary to lie; one only has to choose the right words,  and don't forget, most politicians are lawyers



    Neither David Cameron nor Theresa May are lawyers.

    Perhaps a competent choice next time?

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    Re: May ends in June, We Learned Today
    Reply #6 on: May 26, 2019, 04.26 pm
    May 26, 2019, 04.26 pm
    It's a joke Friday  :008: not meant to infer any particular person  :015:
    Bill

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    Re: May ends in June, We Learned Today
    Reply #7 on: May 26, 2019, 04.43 pm
    May 26, 2019, 04.43 pm
    Same here, Yasko. David and Theresa are fine, fine people, I'm sure some would say.