Pictures of you there or having a 'mare.... or it did not happen!
4 times in 3 years.
Once because I had to. Three times cos it was there and I'm a nosey fecker.
Only enjoyed the dusty forestry drives. (The 3 Lochs and Raiders road)
Stuck in mud in Glentrool with the dash turning into a disco, idiot lights right enough. Probably sweated off a pound.
And rocky forestry road shoogled me to bits... but not in anyway the bike. Ahhh, Honda!
I predict you will not take you're own advice. Inquisitive minds ....